Freitag, 4. Mai 2007
Alex gets everything but the icon
So I'm in England. It's pretty fucking late but I'm jumping around the house and shit. Probably annoying the hell out of my favorite guy in the world, after Maddox. I love Alex' place. He wasn't kidding about having a blue front door. I guess this means I have to trust him from now on. Today has been incredible. Spending a great deal of the night on a plane can get everyone a little cranky. That was me, don't get me started on the kid. Then Alex showed up with fresh daisies and swirled me around like lovers do. But we not break the rules around here. After more wonderful time spent napping we decided to stay in because Alex is a funny drunk and he makes me laugh when he tries to be philosophical. Then he tries to beat me up but fails even more miserably. He is never going to learn. This is Angelina Jolie, reporting live from Alex James: Behind the Scenes. I take it back. Alex is definitely my most overused word. This is the kind of entires you get when mind is set on London time while body still thinks it's 8 pm. Alex probably thought this update was about how much I want his penis. Sadly, it's not. He is so lame.
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I'm around, doll. Only right now at the other side of the Atlantic. Love ya.
i was just wondering where you were. we have to hang out sometime. i hope you're having a good time. love you.
Please please please come over and hang out with me! I'm stuck here for quite some time, apparently the film company thinks the Wales area looks a lot like China so we're doing the China scenes here. Make sense of that if you can. But I don't care, I get to live with Alex!
wales... prince william... hmm... i will think about it. ;) -- i would love to come and visit you. i will let you know when though.
wales... prince william... hmm... i will think about it. ;) -- i would love to come and visit you. i will let you know when though.
I take it back. Alex is definitely my most overused word.But what a wonderful word it is.
Tries to be? I am very philosophical. Why else would people find me so confusing?I know you want my penis. You don't have to say it. ;)Don't tell too many people that you can kick the crap out of me. I want to retain some semblance of dignity.
I have an icon exactly like that, it just hasn't been rotated in yet. Are you reading my mind?
Alright, you can hit on prince William. I promise not to be get jealous. Think about it at least, it could get a little lonely here after a while. I only know like 3 people in this country.
I agree. I was going to say something clever about the icon, but Alex beat me to it and it was probably better than my line anyway. Sob.
Alex, it's about time I tell you something. We are never really confused from your wit. It's more your looks that dazzle us. We just take the words for what they are worth and play along. You know, like accepting the bad with the good. I think most of us would prefer it if you shut up. I'm only kidding. Please don't kick me out. I don't know about the rest but I love you and will cling to you until the end of the world. I don't know. I sort of like you without dignity. And pants. That's the part you have to promise not to tell.
Yes.
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