Alex gets everything but the icon

So I'm in England. It's pretty fucking late but I'm jumping around the house and shit. Probably annoying the hell out of my favorite guy in the world, after Maddox. I love Alex' place. He wasn't kidding about having a blue front door. I guess this means I have to trust him from now on. Today has been incredible. Spending a great deal of the night on a plane can get everyone a little cranky. That was me, don't get me started on the kid. Then Alex showed up with fresh daisies and swirled me around like lovers do. But we not break the rules around here. After more wonderful time spent napping we decided to stay in because Alex is a funny drunk and he makes me laugh when he tries to be philosophical. Then he tries to beat me up but fails even more miserably. He is never going to learn. This is Angelina Jolie, reporting live from Alex James: Behind the Scenes. I take it back. Alex is definitely my most overused word. This is the kind of entires you get when mind is set on London time while body still thinks it's 8 pm. Alex probably thought this update was about how much I want his penis. Sadly, it's not. He is so lame.